But you always wanted a white Christmas, and dammit, that is what you are going to have, even though it’s April, and even though you are giving all these presents to yourself, and even though Jesus Christ is no longer a relevant figure to celebrate on account of the annihilation of humanity!
Jade Harley, Witch of Space.
Jake English, Page of Hope.
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light.
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.
Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart.
Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.
Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.
Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.
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